Farmers R Us Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	891913	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Items Found:	6810
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ores Mined:	3543	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Votes:	9754
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Villages Defended:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1565
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Animals Bred:	161	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Mineshafts Explored:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	4844
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Animals Bred:	130	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ores Mined:	1750
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!

BeatBlock Minecraft SMP

amazon music, apple music, audio quality, BeatBlock, curated content, Deezer, Google Play Music, Minecraft, music discovery, music library, music platform, music recommendations, offline listening, PANDORA, personalized playlists, smp, soundcloud, spotify, streaming, subscription services, Tidal, user interface, youtube music

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, imagine this, you log on and you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, like what even bro, it’s wild. And then you see this massive castle made entirely out of diamonds, like who even has that many diamonds, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Players:	90/500	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	5216
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3