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OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3843	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	833442	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crops Grown:	6968
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crops Grown:	7943	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	3757	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Farms Harvested:	404	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Potions Brewed:	130
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Animals Bred:	98	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	101
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	New Chunks Explored:	534320
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Mines Excavated:	2698
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	116
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Runes Activated:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Votes:	3885	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Farms Harvested:	866
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Towns Built:	9

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	6

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Votes:	3522	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Players:	103/500	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14