FarmCraft: Parasitic Humans | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so like, imagine a world where humans are like, the ultimate parasites, but in a cool way. we farm the humans, bro. like, we make them do all the work while we sit back and relax. and guess what? you can be a part of this crazy world on our minecraft server!

join us and experience the thrill of being a human farmer. build your own human farm, feed them, make them work for you, and watch them thrive under your rule. it’s like the hunger games, but with humans instead of tributes.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic battles where you can pit your human army against other players’ human armies. conquer lands, expand your farm, and become the ultimate human farmer in the server.

so come on, join us on this insane adventure and show everyone who’s the boss in this twisted world of human farming. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	607	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HairCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, Gaslighting, HairCraft, love, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Server, Support, toxic relationships, Understanding, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Looking for a server where you never know what to expect? Well, look no further! Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know if you’re going to get a sweet treat or a sour surprise. Just like the husband in this story, our players are full of surprises and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s around the corner, just like this wife who never saw her husband’s blow-up coming. With our server, you’ll never be bored – there’s always something new and exciting happening, just like the constant drama in this story.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and wild as this story, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that you’ll never forget.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Towns Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AccidentalSodaSipper

AccidentalSodaSipper, annoyance, bar management, Customer, customer service, drink, Employee, Food, food court, Hand, lemonade, mistake, Order, Sip, Soda, straw, Strawberry, Table, throw out, trash can

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane experiences can turn into epic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?

Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?

But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?

Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	105	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Carefree, cherished possessions, childhood memories, favorite things, games, Happiness, imagination, Innocence, longing for the past, longings, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Playtime, Reminiscing, sentimental objects, sentimentality, simpler times, smp, Toys, wish list, yearning for the past

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you got your first pet rock as a child? Well, imagine that, but on a whole new level! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive that magical feeling as you embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures alongside your trusty pet rock companion. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet rock by your side, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s rock this SMP together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	9734	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyCrushSignals

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2539	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Commute Pay Time

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Lucky Star Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Characters, comedy, Friends, high school, humor, japanese animation, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Konata Izumi, kyoto animation, Lucky, Lucky Star, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, Miyuki Takara, Otaku, pop culture, school life, Server, slice of life, star, Tsukasa Hiiragi

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8648	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	2839	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

#pikachu, ash ketchum, bulbasaur, Charmander, eevee, fictional creatures, gyarados, jigglypuff, mewtwo, personality quiz, PikaSMP, Pokeball, pokemon, Pokemon character, pokemon fan, Pokemon quiz, pokemon trainer, pokemon world, Snorlax, squirtle, team rocket, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

90s kids, animated films, animated series, animated shows, animation, beloved characters, cartoon characters, Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood tv, classic cartoons, Entertainment, favourite cartoon, growing up, kids tv, long tail tags, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, ToonCraft, tv shows

Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PrisonCraft177

CASUALTIES, Conflict, deaths, human rights violations, inhumane treatment, international law, Loss, Military, PrisonCraft177, prisoners, prisoners of war, russia, Russian captivity, Tragedy, tragedy in Russia, tragedy in Ukraine, tragedy of war, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Farms Harvested:	881
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mines Excavated:	2437
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Log Boss Minecraft Server

achievement, Boss, challenge, determination, Endurance, greater, log, long tail, mindset, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-belief, self-confidence, self-discipline, Server, strength, success, Willpower

Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

alex, alex jones, conspiracy theories, controversial statements, controversy, defamation, Ethics, First Amendment, free speech, Jones, Journalism, lawsuit, Legal, Media, media coverage, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, opinion, public figure, public opinion, sandy hook, smp, social media, wrong

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

adult behavior, adult supervision, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-related incidents, dangerous situations, designated driver, driving under the influence, drunk driving, guarantee, Impaired judgment, intoxicated passengers, irresponsible behavior, late night driving, mature drinkers, moms, oktoberfest, Parental Responsibility, party behavior, Public Safety, service, taxi, taxi service, vomit

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	8744
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Farms Harvested:	786
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	658750
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NarcissistCraft

controlling behavior, Covert narcissist, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mental health, NarcissistCraft, Narcissistic, narcissistic abuse, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, narcissistic tendencies, psychological abuse, self-absorbed, self-centered, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, trauma bonding, unhealthy relationships, victim blaming

Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.