| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7543 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4115 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 385 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8194 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4072 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5038 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6174 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8838 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2629 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 219 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6239 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 600 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3399 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2805 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 389 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8857 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9610 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 88 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5305 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5430 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 671891 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8621 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
| Crops Grown: | 4703 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2854 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 113 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 624 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
