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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8878 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!