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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6827 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 155 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!