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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9440 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Animals Bred: | 57 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!