FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockBustersMC

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Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4391
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crops Grown:	2277
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Emeralds Found:	4995	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5169	Magic Items Found:	4533
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Void Armor Forged:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Plasma Hole Blasters

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OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Mines Excavated:	1374	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4