FanBlanketCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

absentee father, Accountability, Boundaries, BroBroGoneWild, brother issues, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Distance, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Honesty, Interference, judgment, lack of control, marriage problems, Minecraft, newborn baby, relationship advice, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	53
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Towns Built:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
New Chunks Explored:	239321	Potions Brewed:	79
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4013	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Emeralds Found:	317	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, OWNER, personal account, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bt8.bestixworld.ru

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	6671
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Zombie Dances:	3
Potions Brewed:	147	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	3382
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2206
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

Players:	103/700	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Star Shards Collected:	162	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	4961	Ether Blades Crafted:	12