Fan-tastic Builds Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Farms Harvested:	379
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where turning on a ceiling fan actually makes ur house stronger? well, u found it, my dude! on this server, the laws of physics are out the window (literally, cuz ur fan is making ur house stronger).

imagine a world where pigs can fly, but only on thursdays. that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server. u wanna ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head? go for it, no one’s gonna judge u here.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. u can join them if u want, but be warned, they have a strict “no humans allowed” policy.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiness for urself. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. oh, and maybe a spare ceiling fan, just in case.

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Potions Brewed:	191
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Votes:	434
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6164	Battle Standards Raised:	12

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Buildings Constructed:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Potions Brewed:	191
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Villages Defended:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	New Chunks Explored:	790370
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Farms Harvested:	776
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Void Armor Forged:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Void Gems Collected:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	233	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!