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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Farms Harvested: 250 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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