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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9694
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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