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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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