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LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchantments Applied:	131
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	62	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Votes:	5427	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mines Excavated:	3230	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchantments Applied:	188
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Emeralds Found:	8156	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crops Grown:	2566	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Towns Built:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Divine Spears Created:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	694526	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	1413	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Crops Grown:	6649
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	185
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	235	Rune Stones Activated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7242	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension Hops:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	106/400	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Emeralds Found:	8202	Dimension Hops:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ores Mined:	5197
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23