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Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Magic Items Found:	7600	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Magic Items Found:	3460
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	3968
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	65634	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Love Letters Sent:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Towns Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Ores Mined:	8177
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Void Gems Collected:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Votes:	7803
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	New Chunks Explored:	92908
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition

borderline PD, diagnostic protocols, DSM-5, Edition, European ICD-11, female narcissism, grandiose narcissism, misdiagnosed, narcissism, new study, PixelPrincesses, skewed, vulnerable traits

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9603
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE REALITY OF NARCISSISTIC FEMALES! DSM-5 BE LIKE “MEN BE NARCISSISTS” BUT WE KNOW BETTER! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND AVOID THOSE BORDERLINE PD CHICKS! OUR ICD-11 FRIENDLY SERVER WILL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY DEAL WITH VULNERABLE TRAITS! BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ESCAPE FEMALE NARCISSISM! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

BingchillingMC

Adventure, Balanced, BingchillingMC, competitive, consent, Engaging, Environment, Heartsgain, Mechanic, Minecraft, modifications, PvP, Rainplay, Resources, rules, Server, smp, strategy, Strongest, Survival, Teams

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6965	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Minecraft Lifesteal Server Overview

Server Type	Normal Lifesteal
Main Feature	Lifesteal Mechanic
Rules	No Hacking or Griefing Choose Your Team PvP with Consent

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

No, we do not allow any form of hacking or cheating on the server to maintain a fair gameplay environment for all players.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing (destroying others’ bases or ruining the server world) is strictly prohibited to ensure a enjoyable experience for all players.

3. Can I choose to play solo or with a team?

Yes, you have the option to either team up with others or play solo based on your preference.

4. How does the Lifesteal mechanic work on this server?

Defeating other players in PvP allows you to gain hearts through the Lifesteal mechanic, enhancing your survivability in battles.

5. What should I do if I encounter unfair PvP situations?

If you experience unfair PvP situations such as random killing or spawn-trapping, please report it to the server admins for appropriate action.

6. How can I join the server?

You can join the server at xm.rainplay.cn:28963 to start your adventure in the Lifesteal world.

Confidence Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, belief in yourself, Confidence, Craft, determination, empowerment, encouragement, inner strength, inspiration, Loser, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, Support

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5732	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! If you wanna stop being a loser and gain some confidence, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll be surrounded by the most epic gamers who will hype you up and make you feel like a total boss.

Forget about being a sad sack, on this server, you’ll be a legend in the making! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champ!

BFFBlockParty

18th birthday, aita, arguments, Best Friend, BFFBlockParty, birthday celebration, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cancel, Disrespect, Environment, Gratitude, hurt feelings, misunderstandings, Obligations, online dating, parents, plane tickets, relationship dynamic, third wheel, Visit

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of drama in your friendships? Looking for a place where you can just relax and have a good time without all the misunderstandings and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Forget about third-wheeling on your friend’s birthday, on our server, everyone is the life of the party! No need to worry about disrespectful boyfriends texting you, because in our world, the only texts you’ll be getting are from friendly players asking to team up for an epic adventure.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into feeling like the bad guy, on our server, you’re the hero of your own story! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ProtestCraft: Resist & Build!

activism, AMERICANS, BUILD, citizen engagement, civil disobedience, civil rights, Democracy, freedom of speech, grassroots organizing, political activism, Political unrest, protest chants, protest culture, protest movements, protest signs, protest slogans, ProtestCraft, PROTESTS, public outcry, Resist, resistance, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Divine Spears Created:	15
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate protest zone! Join us and fight against the tyranny of creepers and zombies who are trying to take over the blocky world. We have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground resistance base where you can plot your next move. So grab your pickaxe and join the resistance, because on our server, the only thing we’re protesting is boring gameplay!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3