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CraftyPJsServer

casual outfits, comfortable clothing, comfortable work attire, CraftyPJsServer, home office attire, home office fashion, loungewear, productivity, remote work, remote work wardrobe, telecommuting, video conferencing, virtual meetings, work from home, work from home comfort, work from home essentials, work from home fashion, work from home outfit ideas, work from home style, work from home tips, work-life balance

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring pajamas while working from home? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can dress your character in the most outrageous and hilarious outfits imaginable! Want to work from home in a banana suit? Done. How about a chicken costume? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Dress-Up Dungeon,” where players can battle monsters while wearing the most ridiculous outfits. Imagine taking down a dragon while dressed as a giant hot dog – now that’s a sight to see!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make working from home a whole lot more fun and entertaining, join us today and let your fashion fantasies run wild!

Putin’sCraft2021

biden, Biden administration, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, Government, international relations, joe biden, Politics, Presidential Transition, PutinsCraft2021, Russia sanctions, sanctions, sanctions policy, Trump era, Trump presidency, united states, US-Russia relations, White House, world news

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN BIDEN AND TRUMP FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE. OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE CHAOTIC THAN A HERD OF SHEEP ON A SUGAR HIGH. COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE SANCTIONS THAN BIDEN THROWING SHADE AT RUSSIA. PLUS, WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MAZE MADE OF TNT. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR MAYBE JUST MORE ENTERTAINING.

FreshCraft: No More Blues

Blues, correlation, depressive symptoms, diet quality, diet type, food choices, fresh foods, FreshCraft, health, Lifestyle, long term, mental health, Mental well-being, nutrition, omnivore, Plant-Based, processed foods, research, study, wellness, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta know that we did a study on like 10,000 women for nine years and found out that eating fresh food makes you less sad. like, who knew, right? so, come join our server and eat all the fresh food you want to be happy and stuff. we don’t care if you’re a plant-eater or a meat-eater, as long as you’re eating the good stuff, you’ll be chillin’ with us. come on, don’t be sad, eat some fresh food and game with us!

What are Minecraft servers like Umbra Network ?

building, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Server, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Mineplex: Mineplex is a popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes, including Survival, Creative, and PvP. Players can enjoy unique mini-games and challenges while experiencing a welcoming community atmosphere.
Hypixel: Hypixel is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a wide variety of game modes, such as Skyblock, Bed Wars, and Mini-Games. With regular updates and events, Hypixel provides an engaging and dynamic gameplay experience for players of all levels.
The Hive: The Hive is a Minecraft server that focuses on fun and competitive gameplay. With game modes like Survival Games, Hide and Seek, and Arcade games, players can enjoy a diverse range of activities while socializing with other members of the community.
Mineville: Mineville is a family-friendly Minecraft server that offers a relaxed and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages. With regular events and a supportive community, Mineville provides a welcoming environment for players to explore and create together.
Cosmic PvP: Cosmic PvP is a Minecraft server that specializes in intense PvP battles and faction wars. With custom plugins and unique gameplay mechanics, Cosmic PvP offers a challenging and competitive environment for players looking to test their skills against others.

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PorfiMC Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Donations, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PorfiMC, privates, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ores Mined:	2360	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

The best survival, with donations and privates!!!

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Mystic Spacecraft 1.20

80s, animation, Anime, classic, convention, cult classic, Daicon IV, fan animation, fan culture, fanmade, japanese animation, long tail tag, mystic, Nostalgia, Otaku, rare, Retro, scanned version, Sci Fi, sought after, spacecraft, vhs

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all those boring Minecraft servers out there, come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness!

We got scanned versions of everything, even the chickens have barcodes! And don’t even get me started on the epic YouTube videos we have playing in the background, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

Join us and witness the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Boyfriend, cash gift, CashCraft, cheap gifts, ENTITLEMENT, expensive gifts, family dynamics, family relationships, financial independence, financial support, gift giving, Jobless, living expenses, Minecraft, personal finance, Resentment, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Star Shards Collected:	83	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value financial responsibility and sibling drama! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of giving your sister €50 cash instead of the gift she wanted, and watch the chaos unfold as she gets really pissed at you!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good family feud and want to escape into a world where dropping out of a masters degree and living off your parents and boyfriend is the norm. Build your own virtual empire and show off your wealth by giving out envelopes of cash instead of thoughtful gifts.

But beware, the drama never stops on our server! Will you be the next to spark a heated debate over birthday gifts and financial obligations? Join us now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves siblings and money!

SchoolBusNoMore

Blame, bus, CAR, cold, Communication, DAUGHTER, Driving, drop off, Events, learning, License, mad, nagging, Pick up, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SchoolBusNoMore, shared, tiring, walk, Winter

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your family all the time? Do you wish your spouse would just learn how to drive so you can share the responsibility? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and experience the thrill of driving virtual cars with your spouse! No more nagging or cold walks to school, just hop in your virtual car and zoom off to pick up your virtual kids. Plus, you can even race against other players to see who’s the fastest driver in town!

Don’t let your spouse blame you for everything, join our server and show them that driving can be a shared responsibility. Who knows, maybe they’ll even get inspired to learn how to drive in real life too! So come on, join us and let’s drive into the sunset together on our epic Minecraft server!

LuvStruck in Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Caring, Commitment, compassion, Connection, deep bond, devotion, emotions, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, LuvStruck, meaning of love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5063
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	189	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got diamonds for days, bro. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like a peaceful paradise, man.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. And get this, the creepers are our DJs. They drop sick beats, bro. It’s wild.

And if you’re into love, like, finding your Minecraft soulmate, then this server is the place to be. We have a whole dating section where you can find your blocky bae. It’s like Tinder, but for Minecraft.

So, if you’re looking for a good time, come join our server. It’s the most lit place in the Minecraft universe. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Love is in the air, bro. Love is in the air.

PleasantCraft: SunnySideUp

Contentment, family, Friends, Good Food, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Laughter, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, outdoor activities, Peaceful, pleasant day, Pleasantcraft, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, SunnySideUp, Sunshine

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7319	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ores Mined:	4113

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats. As you explore the world, you stumble upon a village where the villagers have all been transformed into dancing chickens. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that shoots fireworks out of its backside.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Llama Jousting” and “Chicken Dance-Off” where you can compete against other players for epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on quests to find hidden treasure guarded by a mischievous group of pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and get ready for a ‘pleasant day’ filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

CraftyNet’s Auschwitz Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Auschwitz, CraftyNets, Diplomacy, Genocide, Government, historical event, historical significance, Holocaust, international relations, Israeli-Polish relations, Jewish history, memorial event, Minecraft, Nazi atrocities, Netanyahu, Poland, political leaders, president, Remembrance, Server, solidarity, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magic Items Found:	7953
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5928
Crops Grown:	3293	Emeralds Found:	4373
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build auschwitz memorial event for netanyahu!!! poland’s president is like “yo government let him come see our sick build” and we’re like “heck ya come check it out bro” so come join us for some crazy fun and historical reenactments!!! also we have free cake and fireworks every hour, it’s lit fam!!! #minecraft #netanyahu #auschwitz #polandpresident #cake #fireworks

Crafting Chaos: Canuck Edition

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, bilateral relations, Canada, Canuck, Chaos, cooperation, Crafting, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic partnership, economic stability, economic ties, Edition, foreign policy, global economy, international relations, North America, political stability, trade agreements, trade chaos, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.

also, there’s this rumor goin’ around that if you build a house outta glowstone, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

so, like, forget about all that trade chaos stuff and come join the wackiest, wildest, most epic minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Coyote City Survival

Adaptability, animal adaptation, city, COYOTE, coyote behavior, coyote behavior studies, human population density, human-wildlife interactions, natural habitats, open spaces, Survival, survival rate, urban biodiversity, urban coyotes, urban ecology, urban environments, urban wildlife, urbanization impacts, urbanized areas, wildlife conservation, Wildlife research, wildlife survival strategies

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mines Excavated:	2255	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	610
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, look no further, cuz we got the wildest adventures waiting for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a pack of urban coyotes. But don’t worry, these coyotes are friendly and will guide you through the cityscape of our server. They’ll show you all the best loot and secret hideouts that only the most daring players can discover.

And get this – the more time you spend in the urban areas, the higher your survival rate! It’s like these coyotes have some kind of mystical power that keeps you safe from harm. But watch out, cuz if you stray too far into the natural habitats, you might not make it out alive.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where urban coyotes are your best friends and survival is the name of the game. Who knew that adapting to city life could be so much fun? Let’s do this!

Eternal Quests 1.20.1

1.20.1, coping strategies, ETERNAL, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness month, mental health community, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, Quests, seeking help, self-care, self-harm prevention, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention awareness, suicide prevention lifeline, suicide prevention strategies

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! This server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, but without the horn! Join us if you want to experience the craziest, wildest, and most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert, and more lava than a volcano on a bad day!

You’ll never be bored on this server, because we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on crack!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! But remember, don’t kill yourself, because we need you to keep playing and having a blast with us!

SongCraft SMP

album, artist, beats, current song, favorite song, headphones, Listening, Lyrics, Melody, Music, music genre, music player, Now Playing, playlist, repeat, Rhythm, Shuffle, smp, SongCraft, Sound, track, tune

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And the best part is, the currency on the server is actually chocolate bars, so you can trade for diamonds with a Kit Kat! Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. So come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together!

Also, I’m listening to the Minecraft parody of “Despacito” on repeat, it’s fire 🔥🔥🔥.

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Crops Grown:	9073
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6974	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2