FAIZ SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Towns Built:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Farms Harvested:	167

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	96	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Animals Bred:	65
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	132
New Chunks Explored:	972341	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Alien Abductions:	0

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	70
Zombie Dances:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2177	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5627	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	1484	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3020	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Dragons Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

Players:	100/500	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3