| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7135 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 708 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
135.181.126.148:25889
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4854 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8609 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 249 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1672 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8454 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 957606 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5136 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 287 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 96 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3428 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 4692 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 117 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9696 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 444984 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 256 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8005 |
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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5933 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7409 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1288 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9309 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4080 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 253 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2328 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4094 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 230 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5615 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 6717 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5503 |
| Ores Mined: | 6688 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2171 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8684 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
