come join our minecraft server where we have CHINA TRAINING THOUSANDS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS FROM OVERSEAS TO CREATE A MORE FAIR WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHA.

imagine being arrested by a chinese cop in minecraft, that’s some next level roleplay right there.

we have epic battles between different countries’ police forces, who will come out on top? only one way to find out, JOIN US NOW.

plus, you never know when Xi Jinping himself might log on and join the fun. maybe he’ll even give you a tour of his secret underground base where he keeps all the world leaders he’s captured.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where chinese law enforcement reigns supreme.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
Secret Passages Found: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Shadow garden SMP

    Shadow garden SMP

    Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

    The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

    Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

    Overview
    Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What is The Gates of Valhalla? The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
    How do I join the server? You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
    Is there a Discord for the server? Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
    What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers? The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
    What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla? Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 65 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Magic Items Found: 7732
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Enchantments Applied: 190
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

    Imperial Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Ores Mined: 3868

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • 24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

    24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

    Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1187 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

    RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP
    Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Towns Built: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

    RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders
    Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

    CraftyPixel Minecraft Server
    so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Crops Grown: 6096

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

    Crafty Insomniac’s Realm
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

    Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

    So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Alien Abductions: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Ores Mined: 3697

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PlayHostServers

    PlayHostServers

    Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

    Number of players: 30+

    Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

    Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

    Language: English

    Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7335 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 369
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

    “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️
    ABOUT US
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    MODS & TWEAKS
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    APPLICATION
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
    Can I use mods on the server? Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

    Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Star Shards Collected: 285
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 12

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8784 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 386
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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