come join our minecraft server where we have CHINA TRAINING THOUSANDS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS FROM OVERSEAS TO CREATE A MORE FAIR WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHA.

imagine being arrested by a chinese cop in minecraft, that’s some next level roleplay right there.

we have epic battles between different countries’ police forces, who will come out on top? only one way to find out, JOIN US NOW.

plus, you never know when Xi Jinping himself might log on and join the fun. maybe he’ll even give you a tour of his secret underground base where he keeps all the world leaders he’s captured.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where chinese law enforcement reigns supreme.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Emeralds Found: 2039 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Falling into the Void: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

    Crafty Insomniac’s Realm
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

    Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

    So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PlayHostServers

    PlayHostServers

    Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

    Number of players: 30+

    Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

    Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

    Language: English

    Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Animals Bred: 129
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

    “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️
    ABOUT US
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    MODS & TWEAKS
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    APPLICATION
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
    Can I use mods on the server? Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

    Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Farms Harvested: 932 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1638 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Chimeras Created: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BlockyWorldChanger

    BlockyWorldChanger
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Magic Items Found: 6939 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

    ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Magic Items Found: 7108
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Bodily Mysteries Server

    Bodily Mysteries Server
    join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

    we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

    who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

    ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

    And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

    So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Ace7MC

    Ace7MC

    Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

    Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

    Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Mines Excavated: 3323
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Executed Network

    Executed Network

    Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Villages Defended: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magic Items Found: 6391
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dimension Hops: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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