come join our minecraft server where we have CHINA TRAINING THOUSANDS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS FROM OVERSEAS TO CREATE A MORE FAIR WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHA.

imagine being arrested by a chinese cop in minecraft, that’s some next level roleplay right there.

we have epic battles between different countries’ police forces, who will come out on top? only one way to find out, JOIN US NOW.

plus, you never know when Xi Jinping himself might log on and join the fun. maybe he’ll even give you a tour of his secret underground base where he keeps all the world leaders he’s captured.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where chinese law enforcement reigns supreme.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Love Letters Sent: 16 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

    Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 227 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Dux Vanilla

    Dux Vanilla

    Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Villages Defended: 19
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

    ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

    Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 New Chunks Explored: 716992
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

    Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s
    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Emeralds Found: 5475
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Alien Abductions: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • GrannyCraft BdayBash

    GrannyCraft BdayBash
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

    Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • HousePartyGriefer

    HousePartyGriefer
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

    Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

    join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Runes Activated: 0
    Gods Slained: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ArcadiaRP

    ArcadiaRP

    Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Farms Harvested: 330
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Ores Mined: 4529 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

    Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 2053
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ThirstyCraft

    ThirstyCraft
    Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

    We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

    Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4808 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

    SeriousCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

    join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

    so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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