come join our minecraft server where we have CHINA TRAINING THOUSANDS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS FROM OVERSEAS TO CREATE A MORE FAIR WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHA.

imagine being arrested by a chinese cop in minecraft, that’s some next level roleplay right there.

we have epic battles between different countries’ police forces, who will come out on top? only one way to find out, JOIN US NOW.

plus, you never know when Xi Jinping himself might log on and join the fun. maybe he’ll even give you a tour of his secret underground base where he keeps all the world leaders he’s captured.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where chinese law enforcement reigns supreme.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 11
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Server
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