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Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	163	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Farms Harvested:	224	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Crops Grown:	3275	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ores Mined:	990	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	238	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Villages Defended:	7

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Towns Built:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	682347	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ores Mined:	2663

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Crops Grown:	3869	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Star Shards Collected:	55

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Players:	109/400	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3