Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most unexpected lessons from failure and setbacks! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, where every wrong turn leads to a hilarious mishap.

Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!

Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.

So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Falling into the Void: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 40

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 187 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magic Items Found: 4639
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 423 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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