Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most unexpected lessons from failure and setbacks! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, where every wrong turn leads to a hilarious mishap.

Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!

Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.

So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Empires MC

    Empires MC

    Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Emeralds Found: 5973
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

    Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays
    IP Address play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports N/A
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    • Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • Teleport mobs with lead
    • Free fly on Sundays
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No griefing
    • Main PvP arena with keep inventory
    • Random teleportation in overworld
    • In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
    • Minecraft-Discord integration
    • Responsive staff
    • Voting ranks and rewards
    • Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

    Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

    Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

    Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Dragon Eggs Found: 6220
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Towns Built: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Potions Brewed: 151
    Runes Activated: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 12

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Players Killed by Monsters: 3731
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 117 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 53 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 13 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mines Excavated: 2148
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 1008

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
    Dynamic Map View Map
    Discord Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 326
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Farms Harvested: 243
    Animals Bred: 47 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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