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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Divine Spears Created: 24 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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