FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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  • CraftyPositiveVibes

    CraftyPositiveVibes
    Are you tired of all the haters and negativity in your life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be your true fabulous self! We have unicorns roaming the lands, flying pigs as your loyal companions, and a secret dance party every night in the enchanted forest. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock unlimited pizza delivery for life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your awesomeness shine bright like a diamond (or a block of obsidian, whatever floats your boat)!

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  • CraftyPutinWarFun

    CraftyPutinWarFun
    so, liek, u kno how trump and putin r liek bffs but also not bffs? well, trump was all liek “yo putin, stop bein a jerk in ukraine or else imma slap u with sum new sanctions, bro” and putin was all liek “nah man, imma do what i want” and trump was all liek “dude, ur bein ridiculous” and putin was all liek “no u” and then they had a pillow fight but with nukes instead of pillows.

    anyways, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we have the most epic battles and drama that even trump and putin would be jealous of. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits on ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s show trump and putin how real wars are fought in minecraft.

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  • Camel Milk Crafters

    Camel Milk Crafters
    come join our minecraft server and experience the wonders of camel milk! our server is filled with bioactive peptides that will make your gut feel like it’s on a luxurious vacation. forget about boring old cow milk, camel milk is where it’s at! protect your gut from harmful enzymes and have the healthiest digestion of your life. join now for a udderly amazing time!

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  • CatCraft

    CatCraft
    Welcome to CatCraft!
    CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
    Season Information
    Season 1 started on April 4, 2019
    Season 2 started in December 2021 with the launch of 1.18
    Currently running on version 1.21.4 with a world border set at 16k in every direction
    Server hosted in Ashburn, VA
    Server Rules
    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
    3. Strictly 21+ server, not child friendly.
    4. PVP is turned on, play fair.
    5. No hacking or unfair advantages.
    6. Pranking is fine within reason.
    7. Favorite breed of cat required in application.
    8. Keep the server neat and tidy.
    9. Don’t kill withers in the over-world.
    10. “It’s Fine.”
    Other Important Details
    • No Enderman Griefing
    • Custom recipes and features
    • AFK Detection
    • CoordinatesHUD, Armor Stand Book, and more
    • Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
    • Fast Leaf Decay, Craftable Light Blocks, and more
    FAQ
    QuestionAnswer
    Is the server child friendly?No, we are a strict 21+ server and not child friendly.
    Can I grief, steal, or use hacks?No, these actions are strictly prohibited on our server.
    What version is the server currently running on?We are currently running on version 1.21.4
    Do you have any custom features?Yes, we have several custom features such as custom recipes, AFK Detection, and more.
    How can I apply to join the server?You can find more information on our Discord server and submit an application there.

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  • CakeSnatcherCraft

    CakeSnatcherCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates your victories, big or small? Look no further than our server, where we throw a party for every little achievement!

    Imagine this: you finally build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of, and we throw you a virtual parade complete with fireworks and cake (don’t worry, we won’t let your niece steal the spotlight).

    But wait, there’s more! If you hit one year sober like our friend here, we’ll have the whole server singing your praises and cheering you on. And if anyone tries to steal your thunder, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper”.

    Join us for a wild ride of celebrations and support, where even the smallest victories are met with big cheers. And hey, if you need to take your cake and eat it too, we’ve got your back. So come on over and let’s party like it’s block party time!

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