New Minecraft Servers

FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

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FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

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    Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

    Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

    Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

    We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

    But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

    So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FamilyGatherGoneWrong

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    FamilyGatherGoneWrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a family-friendly experience unlike any other!

    Are you tired of family gatherings going to hell really fast? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building and exploring with fellow players!

    Just like in the story above, you can avoid arguments with your dad by immersing yourself in our virtual world. No need to worry about getting kicked out of a family gathering – on our server, you’re always welcome!

    So come join us for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Block and Roll Craft

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    Block and Roll Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than post-sex activities is building a virtual empire with your new online buddies! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on, join us and let’s get crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BirdFluCraft

    BirdFluCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Manhattan Project

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    The Manhattan Project

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name The Manhattan Project
    IP 148.113.0.186:25612
    Modpack Discord
    Version 1.7.10

    Overview:

    Hi! Myself and a couple others are looking for more people to join this server!

    The pack is centered around one mod, NTM space. This mod allows you to do a variety of things, from creating nuclear missiles, to building spacecraft and building bases on different planets! It offers various examples of real-world nuclear technology, as well as some fictional ones. You may find quite a few references to the Fallout franchise in the mod too!

    But that’s not all the server has to offer. The main, game-changing mods are as follows:

      • NTM Space
      • Mekanism – adds a variety of electrical machines, weapons and tools
      • Industrial Craft 2 – Similar to Mekanism, gives more of a nostalgic vibe though
      • MC Heli – Adds Vehicles such as tanks, helicopters, planes, boats, cars, as well as some weapons!
      • Applied Energistics 2 – Amazing storage system mod!
      • Securitycraft – Lets you make sure your base is safe from any would-be invaders
      • Better Builders Wands – Makes building large platforms or walls extremely easy.
      • Pam’s Harvestcraft – A whole new world of food!

    So come join us! We’d be happy to introduce new players into the community ^-^

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft? Of course! We welcome players of all skill levels and are happy to help beginners get started.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not tolerated on our server. We have measures in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
    Are there any rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules posted in our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.
    Can I suggest mods or plugins to be added to the server? Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community members. Feel free to share your ideas with us in the Discord server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP