FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Emeralds Found:	1655	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	New Chunks Explored:	814852

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NEW 1.19 MAP! Arcadia is a 1.19 Semi-Vanilla, Semi-Anarchy server! (NO HACKING) | PVP & RAIDING | NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION |Arcadia is a well-known Semi-Vanilla, Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server that has existed for six years when we went under a different name and still exists to this day. Our server is designed to give a unique survival experience with as close to a barebones survival experience as possible. We offer all our players access to tpa and set homes to make the vanilla experience a bit easier so you dont have to travel far distances. We have some other QoL plugins as well. We offer no land claiming and no grief prevention except at spawn. So remember to keep your base hidden and far away!IPs/Discord: Server address: play.mcarcadia.com Discord: https://discord.gg/arcadiaServer Details: – World border is at 150k – Running on 1.19 – NA East Server

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	166	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.