FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Void Gems Collected:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	627
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchantments Applied:	85
Towns Built:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	372809
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.