FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

💛Nexvill server in Minecraft❤ Minecraft server

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Nexvill is a unique Minecraft server where everyone will find something for themselves! Immerse yourself in the exciting world of PvP battles, complete exciting quests and conquer the King of the Hill! Create strong alliances and celebrate important events, such as weddings, with friends. Here you will find a variety of activities, interesting events and a friendly community. Join Nexvill and discover new horizons in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	75	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Animals Bred:	41	Emeralds Found:	8321

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HexArchon: Where Minecraft Becomes So Customized Even the Creepers Don’t Recognize Themselves!

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Server Name	HexArchon
Overview	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features
Links	Server Trailer Discord Server Wiki

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?
What are the gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furniture, Player Shops, and more.
What technical specifications does the server have?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast for zero-lag gameplay.
How can I join HexArchon?	Join the server at play.hexarchon.net. It also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental features.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5576
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Doggo Craft Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, forget about being a dog person because on our server, you can have a pet creeper that you can poke noses with! That’s right, imagine the thrill of bonding with a creeper and not having to worry about it exploding in your face. Join us for the ultimate pet experience and make memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs dogs when you can have explosive companions instead? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Talking Fish Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets to claim the last block of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone chimp out over a talking fish (yes, that actually happened).

Our server is filled with unique characters, like the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, or the one who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to claim it for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of chimping out. Just remember to watch out for those talking fish!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HaterMom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bond with your child and make your ex jealous at the same time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your little one to team up, conquer challenges, and have a blast together.

Join us and experience the thrill of gaming with your kid, while also driving your ex crazy with jealousy. Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama? But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

With our server, you can show off all your wins to your ex and watch her eyes roll in annoyance. And don’t worry about the amount of time your child spends gaming – we fully support family bonding through Minecraft!

So come on, join us and let the games begin. Who knows, maybe your ex will eventually come around and join in on the fun too. But until then, let the gaming and the drama unfold on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	276	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoVMs4U, BlockTalk, MemeCraft, VoiceMailVeto

BlockTalk, Boundaries, busy life, busy schedule, Communication, constant communication, diary entries, dumping thoughts, friendship, long messages, long voice notes, Memecraft, NoVMs4U, offline time, opinionated friends, Opinions, personal space, quick messages, Respect, selfish behavior, setting boundaries, voice messages, VoiceMailVeto

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of long voice messages invading your precious gaming time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that noise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. We promise no voice messages allowed, only quick and easy communication for all your gaming needs.

Just like our player who runs two businesses and has a child, we understand the value of offline time with family and friends. But unlike her friend who sends endless voice messages about their dating life, we keep it short and sweet.

So come on over to our server where setting boundaries is not only okay, it’s encouraged! Who needs drama when you can have fun building and exploring with like-minded players? Don’t be the voice message sender of the group, be the hero of the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	199	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	261
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LetGoHardest – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most challenging server out there!

Join us if you want to test your skills by battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Can you defeat the Ender Llama and claim the carrots for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let go of all your boring old Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyPhoneless World

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Imagine a world where smartphones never existed… a world where people actually had to talk to each other face to face, where you couldn’t swipe right on Tinder or send memes to your group chat. It sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, lucky for you, on our Minecraft server, we have recreated that world!

Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BeirutBoomCraft

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so like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, this server is like that but on steroids! we got crazy battles and epic loot that will make u feel like a total boss.

join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.

so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Animal Hide and Seek

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A ZOO BUT WITH MINECRAFT ANIMALS. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT SING OPERA, AND CHICKENS THAT DO STAND-UP COMEDY. YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH THESE CRAZY CREATURES AROUND. JOIN NOW IF YOU WANNA SEE THE WILDEST ANIMALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ISO SMP: The 18+ Vanilla Ice-cream Society – No Crying over Hermit-craft!

#icecream, +18, Active players, Anti-Xray, chest locking plugin, Community, crying, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, hermit-craft style, hermitcraft, home, Invisible item frames, iso, miniblocs, Mob Heads, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, society, Vanilla, Vein Miner

ISO SMP Overview

Server Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Features	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs

Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, the community is 18+.
What are some of the unique features on the server?	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy.
How can I join the community on discord?	Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Towns Built:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Wistoria Battle Isekai Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy isekai adventure! Join us in the land of Wistoria where you can battle it out with Frieren for the ultimate throne! Will you be able to steal the crown and become the ruler of this wacky world? With insane battles, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle for the throne begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Amazing News Minecraft SMP: Owari No Seraph Anime Trademark Renewed For 10 Years

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a TV anime adaptation that never ends! We’ve extended the IP for 10 years by Shueisha because our server is just that epic. Season 3 is coming soon, so join now to be a part of the action-packed adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few vampire slayers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Dragon Eggs Found:	2070

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CroissantCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value facts and opinions just as much as we value building epic structures! Join us if you want to learn new things and share your knowledge, just like the time I tried to educate my husband about chocolate croissants and it ended in a heated argument about pastries.

On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.

So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4383
New Chunks Explored:	250279	Divine Spears Created:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.