Fagballs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftySantaFacts

adhd, anxiety, child development, christmas, coal, Divorce, family, feelings, Gifts, Good Kid, Honesty, Hyperactive, Kid, learning, MineCraftySantaFacts, MISTAKES, Pain, parents, self hate, Siblings, truth about Santa

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	122
Divine Spears Created:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no coal in your stocking! Unlike this poor soul’s dad who thinks it’s funny to give out coal on Christmas, we believe in spreading joy and happiness in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for a jolly good time filled with epic builds, friendly players, and no judgment for being a hyper ADHD kid (we welcome all types here). Our server is a coal-free zone, so you can rest assured that your Christmas won’t be ruined by any mean-spirited Santas.

And if you’re worried about ruining Christmas for your little sister like this player, fear not! Our server is a safe space where everyone is treated with kindness and respect. So come on over and let’s spread some holiday cheer together – no coal required!

RegretCraft: Should’ve Known Sooner

hindsight, life advice, life awareness, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life mistakes, life realization, life reflections, life revelations, life teachings, missed opportunities, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, Self Discovery, Shouldve, something learned too late, Sooner, wisdom

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Have you ever realized you’ve been playing on the wrong Minecraft server all this time? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boring gameplay! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you’ll never look at mining and crafting the same way again.

SyriaCraft: Tree Blaze Uproar

activism, alight, Blaze, christmas tree, civil disobedience, Conflict, demonstrations, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Political, PROTESTS, public outrage, Rebellion, revolution, social justice, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tree, Unrest, uproar, violence

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Crops Grown:	3761	New Chunks Explored:	137808
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, imagine this: on our server, we have a Christmas tree so lit, it literally sets Syria on fire! Join us for the most explosive and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience. Our community is so wild, even Santa himself can’t handle the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to cause some mayhem on our server. Just be careful not to anger the creepers, they’re on edge after the whole Christmas tree incident. See you there, if you dare!

Plaque Buster – The Ultimate Gene Editing Server

Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid beta, animal models, biological innovation, Buster, CRISPR/Cas9, editing, Gene, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic modification, genome editing, medical advancements, Mice, neurodegenerative disease, neuroscience, off-target effects, plaque, plaque precursor, Precision medicine, research, scientific breakthrough, Server, Splicer, therapeutic potential, Ultimate

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Yo, do you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server where we use gene editing tools to reduce Alzheimer’s plaque in mice? Yeah, you heard that right! We got this crazy SPLICER tool that’s like CRISPR-Cas9 on steroids, and it’s working wonders on those little mousey brains.

Imagine logging on and seeing a bunch of mice running around with their brains all clear of that nasty plaque. It’s like a science experiment meets Minecraft adventure, bro. And get this, no off-target effects! It’s all smooth sailing in our virtual lab of awesomeness.

So, if you wanna be part of something truly groundbreaking and witness the power of gene editing in action, come join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for Alzheimer’s in Minecraft before the scientists do in real life. It’s all possible in our wacky world of pixelated possibilities. Let’s do this! 🐭🧬🎮

Anime Statues Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, anime art, anime characters, Anime collectibles, anime culture, anime fandom, anime figurines, anime merchandise, anime sculptures, Anime statues, anime statues collection, anime statues display, anime statues for collectors, anime statues for enthusiasts, anime statues for fans, anime statues for home decor, anime statues for otakus, anime statues for sale, japanese anime, Land, Statues

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do you love anime? Do you love Minecraft? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build statues of your favorite anime characters in all their pixelated glory.

Join our server and unleash your inner weeb as you create giant sculptures of Naruto, Goku, and even Sailor Moon. But wait, there’s more!

Not only can you show off your mad building skills, but you can also battle it out in epic anime-themed PvP matches. Picture this: a showdown between Luffy and Ichigo, with explosions and special moves galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way. Who even knows anymore? Just do it!

Tifa Fan Minecraft SMP

AERITH, aerith gainsborough, Alternate Reality, character crush, childhood crush, convert, deeper kiss, dream kiss, Fan, fan fiction, Fantasy Romance, fantasy world, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, Love Triangle, Minecraft, role playing, smp, Tifa, Tifa fan, Tifa Lockhart, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Runes Activated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being a Tifa fanboy/girl? Do you want to experience the thrill of kissing Aerith in your dreams? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can live out all your Final Fantasy fantasies! Join us and become a true Aerith fan, where dreams really do come true (literally)! Who needs Tifa when you can have a deeper kiss with Aerith in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to switch sides and join the Aerith fan club!

DrummingDramaCraft

anger, christmas gift, Communication Issues, DrummingDramaCraft, Drumset, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, Frustration, gift giving, holiday celebration, late arrival, mad at sister, Niece, niece’s happiness, parenting struggles, sibling rivalry, sister’s reaction, Time management, unreliable

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8390	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of waiting around for your sister to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where time doesn’t matter! No more late arrivals or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Imagine a world where you can gift your niece a drum set without any consequences from your sister. On our server, anything is possible! Let your niece rock out to her heart’s content while you enjoy building and exploring in a stress-free environment.

Don’t be the asshole in real life, join our server and let loose with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own wacky stories in Minecraft? Join now and leave the tardiness and excuses behind!

TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

economic policy, Economy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international diplomacy, international trade, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Revenge, sanctions, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, Trumps, united states, US trade partners

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Towns Built:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

EcoPlane Boarding Fun

#economy class, air travel, Airline, airline policies, boarding, boarding order, boarding process, boarding strategy, economy passengers, EcoPlane, efficiency, Flight, Fun, group boarding, lower economy, passenger convenience, passenger experience, plane boarding, priority boarding, seating arrangement, Transportation, travel, travel logic

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so like, u know how when u get on a plane, the rich peeps get to board first? well, on our server, we do things differently. we let the lower economy groups board first cuz they’re at the back of the plane anyway! it’s like a reverse VIP treatment, but way more fun!

come join our server and experience the thrill of boarding a virtual plane in the most outrageous way possible. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest full of diamonds hidden in the overhead compartment!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine all the crazy adventures you’ll have with our wacky community. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! true story, bro.

so what are you waiting for? hop on board our server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next. trust us, it’ll be a flight you won’t forget!

Toxic-Free Zone: Empower Exploration

algorithm, content moderation, design, digital platforms, empower, empowerment, Exploration, information sharing, online behavior, online communities, Platforms, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, SPENDING, Technology, toxic content moderation, ToxicFree, user control, user engagement, user experience, Zone

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than toxic content moderation? joining dis amazin minecraft server, duh! we got all da craziest stuff u can imaginate, from giant chickens dat poop out diamonds to lava water slides dat lead to secret treasure caves.

u wanna explore and have fun? dis is da place to be, cuz we give u all da control to do wutever u want. wanna build a giant statue of ur pet rock? go for it! wanna ride a pig off a cliff? why not!

plus, we got da most epic community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server now and let da madness begin!

Vibe house SMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Grief Prevention, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Teleportation, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading and shops.

Come join our community, and begin your next adventure with us!

play.vibe-house.net

ExoriaCraft

adventurers, architectural skills, Build Competitions, Builders, building prowess, chillsmp, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Tools, Economic ladder, Economy, ExoriaCraft, Friends, Fun, Grinders, Resources, Rewards, survival gameplay, Trade, unwind, wealth

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ores Mined:	4124	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to ExoriaCraft ChillSMP! A relaxing haven for builders, grinders, and adventurers alike. Here, you’ll find a friendly community that fosters creativity, collaboration, and endless fun. Whether you’re looking to showcase your building prowess, climb the economic ladder, or simply unwind with friends, ExoriaCraft is the perfect escape.

Key Features:

Immersive Survival Gameplay – Dive into a survival experience tailored for casual players and dedicated enthusiasts alike. Build Competitions – Show off your architectural skills and compete for exciting rewards. Balanced Economy – Engage in a well-maintained economy system where effort and strategy pay off. Trade, grind, and grow your wealth while keeping things fair and fun. Grind-Friendly – Enjoy resource stacking and custom tools to make grinding feel smooth and rewarding.

exoriacraft.minecraft.best

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchantments Applied:	109	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dimension Hops:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	108/300	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6