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BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	137
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Votes:	3203
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4809	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Items Found:	7794
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ores Mined:	2291	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Dragon Eggs Found:	1582
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magic Items Found:	1403	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	470
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mines Excavated:	3282
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Votes:	2954	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Buildings Constructed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

Players:	109/700	Votes:	225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8845
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16