| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6733 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 10 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5674 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2280 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 172 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9821 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8524 | Ores Mined: | 2258 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5972 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4978 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 72 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5715 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Votes: | 9442 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4018 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4541 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 71 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2762 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 159 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 901 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 169 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8072 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Crops Grown: | 5353 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8501 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8219 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 835 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2991 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 87 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8817 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 117 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5309 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 51 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 144 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8322 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5116 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 900 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
