| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9194 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8014 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3867 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.
Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8227 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3177 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5062 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2535 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 177 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 33 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 129 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4447 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9144 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1474 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Server | emerald.magmanode.com:31543 |
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| Discord | Join our Discord server |
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| Question | Answer |
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| Why are the servers sometimes slow? | The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan. |
| Are mods allowed on the server? | No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed. |
| Can I join the Discord server? | Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions. |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9777 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Votes: | 3534 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!
Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!
Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5781 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.
And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.
So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1185 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6978 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7283 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!
We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.
And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.
• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/
We hope to see you join our great community soon!
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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1243 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Votes: | 8787 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?
And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1880 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 778 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.
Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9369 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1329 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 153 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!
