| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2726 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7488 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8280 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 358 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4839 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 276 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 433 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4958 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4645 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 142 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3672 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 81 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2431 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Farms Harvested: | 731 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Votes: | 8211 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 261 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3733 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3703 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Potions Brewed: | 140 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1395 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Crops Grown: | 9990 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9535 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 55 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1591 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4862 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1508 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 32 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Emeralds Found: | 6893 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7113 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3223 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9430 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
