FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

mc.smilegamers.com

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

quailiens.online

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	3269
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

mc.forgedrealms.co

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mines Excavated:	2445
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8529
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6545
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

play.eternal.gs

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

mc.rusticland.xyz

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Emeralds Found:	2603
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

ms.powersmp.com

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	259

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

play.vellumtale.com

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

play.earthpol.com

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

play.oasishub.net

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

tunescraft.net

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Items Found:	7181
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2723
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7991	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235