FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	177
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mines Excavated:	1693
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mines Excavated:	2109
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Emeralds Found:	1555	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Players Killed by Monsters:	2921

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	3166	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	6572	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	80	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Divine Spears Created:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg