FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8002
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	186
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8902
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	8115	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	702887	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4084	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Animals Bred:	105
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	219

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.