FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	9362
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Players Killed by Monsters:	5697
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	New Chunks Explored:	495630

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.