FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Farms Harvested:	860
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	5011	Magic Items Found:	1955
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Star Shards Collected:	125
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ores Mined:	3995	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	828238	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Towns Built:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3575	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!