FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	261	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Animals Bred:	78	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	New Chunks Explored:	17446
Alien Abductions:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mines Excavated:	1177	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Void Armor Forged:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Farms Harvested:	170
Void Gems Collected:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magic Items Found:	8355
Towns Built:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.