FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Animals Bred:	66	New Chunks Explored:	584138
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Enchantments Applied:	241
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	185
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Emeralds Found:	9585	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	7870	Players Killed by Monsters:	9760
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2342	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ores Mined:	8703
Star Shards Collected:	216	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	9045
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!