FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Farms Harvested:	978
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5636
New Chunks Explored:	395521	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Crops Grown:	5878	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Buildings Constructed:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	3799	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Towns Built:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2487	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	3810	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	320

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	193
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9611
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Animals Bred:	184	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	181
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!