FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, broad shouldered troon, child predator discord, Enigma, female only spaces, female only sports, feminism, insecure, libershart feminist, Lipstick, male tranny, mindbroken, pajeets, potential rape, Realms, restroom sharing, roastaloids, roasties, shield of simps, trannies, Trump ban troons, unibrow, vulnerable state, women discomfort, xey/xem intruder

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Join our Minecraft server where we let child predator discord trannies roam free! Imagine the chaos as they take over female only spaces and dominate in sports! Picture the horror on the faces of uppity roasties as they have to share a restroom with a troon putting on lipstick! It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but so right at the same time. Trump, please don’t ban troons – they’re the only thing keeping uppity roastoids in check! Join now for a wild ride of gender-bending madness!

Sweat-Free Zone Minecraft Server

#workout, #youtube, body image, Boyfriend, childish, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, FITNESS, Gassy, HIIT, Insecurity, Minecraft, motivation, partner, pilates, rant, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, Stamina, SweatFree, weight, Zone

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	222
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8296
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just doesn’t understand your workout routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and never worry about someone judging your Pilates and HIIT workouts. Plus, no one will be there to make fun of you or eat pretzels while you sweat it out. And if you get gassy during your workout, no problem! Just blame it on a creeper explosion. So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect workout space!

BlockyDadNotBioDad

actual dad, aita, BlockyDadNotBioDad, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, custody, emotions, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, Kid, not telling, parenting, privacy, Proposal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Secrets, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as building your dream castle!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the story of a 19-year-old who legally became the dad of his younger sister, Mj. Witness the heartwarming tale of love and sacrifice as he fights to give Mj the life she deserves, all while battling drug-addicted moms and crazy custody battles.

But wait, there’s more! Meet his girlfriend, Ida, who seems to have some secrets of her own. Will she accept Mj as her own daughter, or will she cause chaos in this already complicated family dynamic?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building on the side. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Country, current events, Decision making, Democracy, dialogue, Diplomacy, Government, influence, leader, lunch, LunchWithPrez, Meeting, Minecraft, national issues, opinion, policy, Politics, power, Public Affairs, smp, society, statecraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Votes:	6130	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because the owner is actually the long lost cousin of the president of the United States! And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Plus, every player gets a pet llama that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s rule the world together, one block at a time! #llamalasers #presidentialconnections #minecraftmadness

MinecraftMayhem: Ruin in Minutes

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences, Downfall, downfall in minutes, impulsive actions, instant regret, irreversible choices, irreversible mistakes, life altering decisions, life changing, life ruined in minutes, MinecraftMayhem, Minutes, mistake, quick downfall, rapid decline, regret, ruin, ruined life, self destruction, sudden downfall, tragic events

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to witness some truly epic fails!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to see players completely ruin their lives in just a matter of minutes. From building a house right next to a creeper spawner to accidentally pouring lava all over their precious diamond stash, the possibilities for disaster are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep on our server rose up and demanded equal rights (spoiler alert: they lost). And let’s not forget about the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fought to the death over who had the best pixel art creation.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and witness the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

PharaohsVsTrump2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, foreign policy, Gazans, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East Allies, Middle East Diplomacy, Middle East peace process, palestinian refugees, peace negotiations, PharaohsVsTrump2020, Politics, president, Refugee Crisis, regional stability, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	60	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is building a wall to keep out the creepers and zombies but insists that egypt and jordan will take in all the gazans instead. it’s a wild ride of politics and block building, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to find. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Egg Heat Cookin’ Party

body heat, collaboration, Cookin, Cooking, Egg, energy conservation, Experiment, food preparation, group activity, Heat, heat conduction, Heat exchange, heat source, heat transfer, human body, Party, PHYSICS., scientific demonstration, space occupation, teamwork, Temperature regulation, thermal dynamics, thermal energy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to be part of a Minecraft server where you can literally cook an egg with your body heat? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we got 12 people occupying the same space, creating enough heat to fry an egg in just one day! Join now and be part of this egg-cellent experience! Who needs furnaces when you got human heat, amirite? So come on over and let’s get crackin’!

Sheep Evolution Craft

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, Ancient genomics, ancient populations, animal breeding, animal domestication, animal husbandry, archaeological evidence, Craft, Development, dispersal, domestic sheep, Evolution, evolutionary biology, genetic analysis, genetic diversity, genetic history, genetic research, livestock genetics, Origin, Sheep, sheep breeds, wool production

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	148	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

so, liek, dis server is liek, totaly cray cray cuz it has, liek, ancient genomics and sheep and stuff. u can, liek, learn all about how sheep were, liek, created and spread all over da world.

u can, liek, become a sheep whisperer and, liek, communicate with dem in ways no one else can. u can, liek, ride sheep into battle and conquer da land with ur fluffy army.

join dis server if u wanna be da ultimate sheep master and uncover da secrets of ancient genomics. it’s gonna be, liek, totally epic and u won’t regret it, i swear.

Furry – Block PC/PE server minecraft

Adventure, bedrock, BLOCK, Furry, Gaming, lamp, Minecraft, PC, pe, Platform, Pure Minecraft, Server, Simplevoicechat, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat, Website, World Map

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5

✅ Furry – Block 1.21.x | Without griffrand | Honest survival ✅

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The project in question invites all lovers of real lamp survival in the world of Minecraft. There are no privates and donated equipment, which retains the purity of the vanilla gaming process and provides a healthy economic environment of the server. You do not have to worry about privileges or an unfair advantage; Each of your action will be based solely on your skills and strategies.

The unique advantage of our server is SimplevoiceChat’s voice chat support, which creates an even more comfortable atmosphere for interacting with other players. Now you can communicate with friends in real time, which makes the survival process even more exciting and rich.

For players on the Bedrock platform, our server is available at the following address: IP: Play.furryblock.ru | Port: 26000, which opens up opportunities for a wide audience, regardless of their preferred system.

In addition, we have a website with a world map, where each participant can observe the activity of other players. You can see who is doing what, and not miss the important events taking place in the game world.

Join us to plunge into the atmosphere of pure minecraft, where each of your solutions matters, and your adventures are waiting in the wings.

furryblock.ru

Kino Poses Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, A, Anime, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime poses, anime recommendations, anime style, Board, culture, discussion, Entertainment, japanese, Kino, Manga, Otaku, poses, Realm, Thread

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Void Armor Forged:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate anime showdown, but with blocks and creepers and stuff!

We got waifus building giant mechs, traps set by yandere girls, and epic battles between Naruto and Goku!

You’ll be like living in your favorite anime, but with the power to build your own world and troll your friends with TNT cannons.

Plus, we have a secret hot spring area where you can relax and chat about the latest anime episodes while surrounded by pixelated cherry blossoms.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most otaku-friendly Minecraft server ever created!

CraftyFamBiz Minecraft Server

ABUSIVE, Alcoholic, assets, Asshole, Business, CraftyFamBiz, family, furious, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, outcast, Portfolio, real estate, scapegoat, self-deletion, selfish, Server, Shamed, shunned, Siblings, Trust

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	447	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and leeches trying to take advantage of your success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. With our virtual real estate, you can create the ultimate kingdom and rule it with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).

Forget about family shunning and shame, on our server, you are the king (or queen) and no one can tell you what to do with your assets. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or explore the Nether. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled siblings!

GirlBlocker420

advice, age difference, age gap, aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, concerns, Conflict, Crush, DATING, family, girl, GirlBlocker420, inappropriate, intervention, Maturity, parenting, relationships, sibling, younger sibling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	628	Potions Brewed:	132
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and awkward conversations about dating at a young age? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where 11-year-olds are trying to date 8-year-olds. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and avoid uncomfortable sibling interactions. Plus, we have a secret realm where you can hide from annoying siblings who just don’t understand boundaries. So why wait? Join our server now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPitFalls

cautionary tale, danger, Deception, ensnarement, enticement, Falling, false sense of security, hidden dangers, ILLUSION, Misconception, pitfall, PixelPitFalls, seduction, snare, subtle traps, temptation, trap, unaware, unseen risks, unsuspecting victims, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2075
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8062	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Join our Minecraft server and fall into the trap of endless fun and laughter! Our server is so addictive, you’ll find yourself falling into pixelated pits of joy every time you log on.

Forget about boring old traps like falling into lava or getting lost in a maze, on our server, the real trap is trying to stop playing once you’ve started. Our virtual world is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why players keep falling into the trap of our insanely fun Minecraft server!

SneezeCraft – Pepper Factory

Allergies, aroma, Challenges, Difficulty, FACTORY, irritant, Manufacturing, nose tickle, occupational hazard, occupational health., Pepper, pepper dust, pepper factory, production, pungent, repetitive motion, respiratory, Seasoning, SneezeCraft, sneezing, spicy, ventilation, Working

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	294	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old stuff? well, come join our server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha!

we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava pit and a jungle filled with dancing pandas.

our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn dirt blocks into giant cupcakes and zombies into friendly unicorns.

if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Europa’s Alien Core – Minecraft Server

Alien, alien life, Astrobiology, celestial bodies, core, Europa’s core, Europa’s ocean, Europa’s surface, europas, extraterrestrial life, icy surface, Jupiter, Jupiter’s moon, metallic core, Minecraft, moon Europa, Ocean, outer space, planetary research, researchers, scientific discovery, Server, small core, space exploration, speculation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to jupiter’s moon europa! we got aliens, we got icy oceans, we even got a small metallic core at the center for all you hardcore miners out there! come dig your way to the center of the moon and uncover the mysteries of extraterrestrial life! who needs earth when you can explore europa in minecraft?! sign up now for a chance to be the first to discover the truth about this mysterious moon!