FactsNobodyNeedsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Votes:	5485	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP

activism, citizen journalism, Civil unrest, current events, demonstrations, freedom of speech, government transparency, grassroots movements, mainstream media, marginalized voices, Media bias, media blackout, Minecraft, news coverage, political activism, political dissent, protest coverage, PROTESTS, public outcry, smp, social justice, us news, USProtestWatch

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.

So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials, bathroom essentials shopping, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom necessities, bathroom products, consumer behavior, eco-friendly options, household supplies, personal hygiene, PlyCrafters, purchasing habits, single ply toilet paper, sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper brands, toilet paper choices, toilet paper debate, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper quality, toilet paper rolls, toilet paper stock, United

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

VeggieCraft: No More Meat!

cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, cholesterol reduction, health benefits, Healthy Eating, heart health, LDL cholesterol, meat, meat substitutes, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based alternatives, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based nutrition, plant-based proteins, study, sustainable eating, total cholesterol, vegetarian diet, VeggieCraft, weight, weight loss

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	321
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together!

CoronaCraft Survival

Community, Content Creator, CoronaCraft, Datapacks, Discord, Donors, Events, Farms, Giveaways, Griefs, player, Roles, shopping district, smp, Stream, Survival, Technical, thefts, Uptime, Video, voice chat, Website

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Overview of CoronaCraft Minecraft Server

Server Name	CoronaCraft
Members	200 members
Season	8th season
Website	Website Link
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features:

Custom Advancements.
Dynmap and DiscordSRV integration.
Bedrock Crossplay.
Expansive Shopping District.
Proximity Voice Chat In-game.
Server Events.
Custom Roles.
Server perks for donors.
Friendly and helpful community.
Community Projects all the time.
Giveaways.
24/7 Server Uptime.
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel.
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay.
Crafting Tweaks.
Many other quality of life plugins + datapacks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join CoronaCraft?

A: You can join the server by visiting the website or joining the Discord server.

Q: Is CoronaCraft beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, we are accepting of everyone and have a friendly and helpful community.

Q: Are there any server events in CoronaCraft?

A: Yes, we have regular server events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I play on CoronaCraft if I am a content creator or technical player?

A: Yes, CoronaCraft is content-creator and technical player friendly, so you can stream, make videos, or engage in technical gameplay on the server.

Mystic Isles – Adventure awaits 1.21

Adventure, Awaits, Corpos, Favorite, indies, Isles, mystic, offtopic, Purple, Report, shitposting, trolling, Uoh, UOH ToT, Uoooooh Global, Vtubers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magic Items Found:	2844
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server, where you can build and chill with your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we got ’em all!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a purple edition going on! Who doesn’t love purple, am I right? It’s the color of royalty, yo!

And don’t forget to report any shitposting, trolling, or offtopic stuff. We keep it real here, no time for nonsense! So come on down and let’s have a blast together!

PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

5 year old, AITAH, behavioral issue, Blame, class address, gated area, kindergarten, main car park, outsiders opinion, Parent, Pick up, PiggyCraft, pouring rain, relationship with teacher, safety issue, shock, slip past, stern word, Teacher, Teacher blaming, Upset, upset parent, villager, walking into carpark unsupervised, wandering

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8031
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	1655
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

Professional Block Breaker

BLOCK, Breaker, career, EMBARRASSMENT, job hunting, Job Interview, job loss, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, jobless claims, jobless claims report, jobless growth, Jobless rate, jobless recovery, jobless recovery plan, jobless stigma, PROFESSIONAL, response, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Oh, honey, forget about real life jobs and come join our Minecraft server! We have a thriving economy where you can become a virtual billionaire selling virtual dirt! Who needs a real job when you can be the king of the pixelated world?

And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!

So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!

ER Escape – Pandemic Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department, ER visits, Escape, healthcare data, healthcare management, healthcare outcomes, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, healthcare utilization, leaving before recommended, medical recommendations, pandemic, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, patient behavior, patient safety, post-pandemic, rise in patients, U.S patients

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Votes:	5661
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!

Crafted Explorers

Adventure, armor, Biomes, blocks, crafted, Experience, Exploration, Explorers, Fun, Join, Journey, Modded, Mods, new, Open, others, Play, Server, Space, things, Tools, try, Welcoming

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crops Grown:	3925	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Crafted Explorers Minecraft Server

Crafted Explorers is a modpack that’s ever changing by the season, currently centered around cobblemon with lots of fun mods to play with along the journey!

Theres lots for you to do, more blocks, armor, tools and many biomes to explore! There is also a server up where you can join and play with others. It’s an open and welcoming space to anyone wanting the SMP modpack experience of adventure, exploration and trying new things!

For more information and to join the community, check out our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Crafted Explorers modpack?	Crafted Explorers is a modpack for Minecraft that is constantly changing and currently centered around cobblemon with various fun mods.
What can I do in the modpack?	There are more blocks, armor, tools, and biomes to explore in the modpack. Additionally, there is a server where you can play with others.
How can I join the Crafted Explorers community?	You can join the community by joining the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

Night Drive Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol-related incidents, consequences, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, DRIVE, driving under the influence, driving while impaired, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, irresponsible actions, law enforcement, legal issues, Minecraft, night, poor decision making, Public Safety, reckless behavior, risky behavior, safety hazards

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mines Excavated:	3760
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Yo, bro, forget about driving drunk, join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk getting a DUI when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, our virtual drinks are always free and won’t land you in jail. So come on, hop on our server and let’s get crafting!

WifelessCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional baggage, hiding information, Insecurity, insecurity in relationships, online friends, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship struggles, Therapy, trust issues, trustworthiness, unresolved issues, voice chat, WifelessCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	870238

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your paranoid partner who doesn’t want you talking to anyone? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is your friend (even the creepers)!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any restrictions. No need to hide your online friendships here, because we encourage socializing and teamwork!

Therapy sessions not going well? No problem! Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with like-minded players.

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the drama at the door!

Minecraft Mayhem: Russian Navy BBQ

accident, bbq, Crisis, emergency, Fire, international news, maritime disaster, maritime safety, MAYHEM, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Military, Minecraft, naval fleet, naval incident, naval operations, Naval vessels, naval warfare, Navy, russia, Russian, Russian navy, Tragedy, Vessels, Warships

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4386	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS INSANE STORY – THREE RUSSIAN NAVY VESSELS WERE BURNING IN THE MEDITERRANEAN AT THE SAME TIME, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE CRAZINESS YOU’LL EXPERIENCE ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, WILD ADVENTURES, AND UNLIMITED FUN! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE, EXPLORE MYSTERIOUS CAVES, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH TALKING LLAMAS (YES, THEY EXIST HERE)!

WE’VE GOT CUSTOM MINIGAMES, CRAZY EVENTS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WACKY AS THEY COME! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Players:	109/400	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3