| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 123 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1955 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 331 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 239 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1710 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7542 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3018 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4140 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 907 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 2976 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3358 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7129 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9134 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8276 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7030 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 169 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 154 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1535 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6915 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7709 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3047 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 146 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2146 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6939 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1963 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9887 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
