Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP

Actresses, Appearance, Barbie movie, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, Celebrity Gossip, cosmetic procedures, face, face ruin, facial transformations, film industry, Hollywood, Margo Robbie, media criticism, Minecraft, plastic surgery, public scrutiny, RUINER, self esteem, smp, societal pressures, TABLOID NEWS, Ugly

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride where Margo Robbie is actually a secret Minecraft pro who disguises herself as a noob to troll unsuspecting players. Watch out for her sneaky traps and hilarious pranks as she navigates the world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fluffy revolution?

With epic build battles, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who love to goof off and have a good time, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for anyone looking to escape reality and dive into a world of pure insanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimension Hops:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

best minecraft pranks, eyestream, eystream, Eystreem, fooling my friends in minecraft, funny, hidden, how to prank in minecraft, level 1 to 100 ways to fool your friends in minecraft, Minecraft, minecraft bedrock edition, minecraft phone, minecraft pranks, prank, pranking my friends in minecraft, pranking players in minecraft, Roleplay, secret, Server, smart minecraft pranks, top 10 minecraft pranks, troll, tutorial

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	165	Meteorites Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

1.21.3, bored, bored activities, bored and alone, bored and naked, bored at home, bored entertainment, bored games, bored meme, bored tiktok, Boredom, Nudify, nudify app, nudify challenge, nudify meme, nudify prank, nudify til i’m bored, nudify till i’m bored, nudify trend, nudify yourself

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Emeralds Found:	861

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Potions Brewed:	196
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Farms Harvested:	233	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	674
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Crops Grown:	4791	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crops Grown:	5011

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1579	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchantments Applied:	131
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8590	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!