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Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4380
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Zombie Dances:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Farms Harvested:	326	Alien Abductions:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Farms Harvested:	825	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	2307	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Emeralds Found:	8221	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Farms Harvested:	457
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	3285	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Towns Built:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	146
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	186
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crops Grown:	9843	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4784	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2