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So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Alien Abductions: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 320
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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