EyeRollCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ironclad Factions

auction house, competitive, discriminatory language, Duping, Economy, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitches, intense pvp, Ironclad, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Positive community, Raiding, Skills, strategy, Vanilla like enchantments, Xray

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Towns Built:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every player kill grants you an extra heart from the enemy. Survival is key—make every move count!

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with many different vanilla-like enchantments. These custom enchants add depth and strategy to your gameplay, allowing you to tailor your gear for both offense and defense.

Faction Commands: Utilize the default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.

PVP Enabled: The entire world is your battleground. Whether you’re raiding enemy bases or defending your own, every fight is a chance to prove your strength.

Economy & Trading: Use the /sellhand command to sell items directly from your inventory, manage resources efficiently with our integrated /shop, and engage in the Auction House to trade with other players.

Skill Progression: With McMMO, level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities for an edge in both PVP and PVE.

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Personalize your gameplay with custom enchantments and build mighty factions or engage in open-world combat.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, events, and support!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.2, Anniversary BGM, Birthday BGM, Bot Recording, Chores, daydream, ETERNAL, game bgm, House Flipper 2, Kingdoms, Member BGM, Members Only, Our Promise, Ouro Kronii General, Rise, shower, skincare, Souten ni Moyu, Thought Experiment Simulator, twitter space, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join this server based on the original content provided.

Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?

Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.

Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!

UglyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment dynamics, Argument, bad taste, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, DISHES, inconsiderate, Jealousy, living situation, Losers, Messy, Minecraft, phase, relationship issues, roommate, roommate problems, Server, Tension, Ugly, UglyBoyfriend

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	130
Runes Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From roommate drama to boyfriend battles, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic showdown between roommates over dirty dishes and messy boyfriends. Will friendships be torn apart? Will alliances be formed? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who left the creeper in the living room. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SunscreenSprint

aita, ANNOYED, Beach, Chemical, cold shoulder, Controlling, expensive, free range, Hawaii, healthy, Lazy, organic, Physical, Pregnancy, refusing, ruined vacation, Store, sunscreen, SunscreenSprint, vacation, walk

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Towns Built:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, clandestine operations, consequences, crisis management., Doge, DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP, Espionage, funding, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, investigation, national security, Protocol, reaction, risk assessment, security measures, Surveillance, Termination

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ores Mined:	8520

LMAO imagine if DOGE, the meme coin, was like “oopsies daisies” and shut down a top secret spy mission by mistake. The spies would be like “bruh, we can’t spy no more, thanks a lot DOGE!” But then they realize it was all just a big misunderstanding because DOGE was just trying to fund a new dog park for all the spy dogs. So now they’re all chillin at the dog park, playing fetch and stuff, while the spies are like “well, I guess we’ll just have to find a new job now.” Join our Minecraft SMP for more wacky adventures like this, where anything can happen, even DOGE messing up spy missions! Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🐶🕵️‍♂️ #SpyDogs4Life

NATO No More, EU Army Galore!

Alliance, Army, army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, EU, EU borders, european defense, european union, foreign policy, Galore, Geopolitical, international relations, military alliance, military capacity, nato, russia, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera with a twist! Picture this: the US has abandoned NATO, Russia is causing chaos, and the EU is left to fend for itself. But fear not, because on our server, you can join the “army of Europe” and defend our borders against any threat – even if it means taking on Russia with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks! So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, betrayal, and epic battles that will make your head spin (literally, if you get hit by a stray arrow). Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else!

BlockyBritsVSFrogs Minecraft Server

BlockyBritsVSFrogs, Britain, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Defense, eastern europe, european union, France, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace support operations, Peacekeeping, Plans, Protect, reassurance force, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we got britain and france teaming up to protect ukraine like some superhero squad. we got a reassurance force ready to kick some butt and keep the peace in the virtual world. you gotta join us cuz we got the most epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a team with britain and france? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy

Conflict, CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy, criticism, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, Tension, trade barbs, trump, Ukraine, united states, US-Ukraine relations, War with Russia, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

lol come join our minecraft server where u can trade barbs like trump and zelenskyy but without the war with russia lol. u can build ur own wall and make ukraine great again. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a party up in here. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama named vladimir. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Glacier Melt Madness

climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate science, environmental impact, environmental study, glacier, glacier loss, glacier research, glacier study, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, ice melting, madness, melt, melting glaciers, rising sea levels, scientific research, sea level data, sea level increase, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got melting glaciers causing sea level rise in the game HAHAHA. our research shows the world’s glaciers lost like 6.542tn tonnes of ice between 2000 and 2023 so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. build your own glacier castle before it melts away or ride a polar bear into battle against the rising sea levels. join now for a totally cool and totally ridiculous time!

Nova anarchy

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, gb, Griefing, HACKING, Ip:, java, Join, moderated, nether hwys, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server, Spawn Projects, young

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Minecraft Server
Nova Anarchy

Brief Overview

Nova Anarchy is a small Minecraft server created by a team of friends. The server allows hacking, griefing, base building, PvP, and has no resets. The community is friendly and growing, with ongoing projects and a dedicated player base.

If you’re interested in joining, feel free to check out our Discord server and Java IP address listed below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can players grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Is base building an important aspect of the server?	Yes, base building is encouraged on Nova Anarchy.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server.
Will the server ever reset?	No, there are no planned resets for the server.
Is the chat moderated on the server?	No, the chat is not moderated so players can freely communicate.
How big is the server in terms of storage?	The server currently has 243 GB of storage.

If you have any other questions, feel free to join our Discord server or visit our Java IP address for more information.

QuestCrafters Guild 1.20.6

1.20.6, ASAP, assistance needed, data mining, digital footprint, find full name, find mom’s facebook, Fun, GTFIH, guild, how do i doxx someone, i need help, identity verification, internet research, investigation, lolpic, online search, personal information, privacy concerns, QuestCrafters, same day, social media, Urgent

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	8869
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Like, seriously, this server is so lit, it will blow your mind!

We have crazy PvP battles where you can totally wreck your enemies and show them who’s boss.

And get this, we have the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art of your favorite memes, this server has it all.

But wait, there’s more! We even have secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Bipolar Depression, caregiving, caregiving challenges, complicated relationship, coping mechanisms, diabetes, emotional exhaustion, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Fibromyalgia, financial struggles, Long Term Care, medical issues, mental health, mental health support, Minecraft, MommaCraft, nursing home, religious beliefs, schizophrenia, self-care, Server, support systems

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1968
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the only child of a mom with a heart attack, stroke, fibromyalgia, schizophrenia, bipolar depression, and diabetes needs your help. But wait, there’s more! Her aunt is also struggling with medical issues and they both need YOU to take care of them!

Experience the thrill of working paycheck to paycheck while juggling the responsibilities of caring for two sick family members. But don’t worry, you can always take a break and blow off some steam with some virtual weed (in-game, of course).

Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

AI Cheater Alert!

academic honesty, academic integrity, academic integrity policy, academic misconduct, ALERT, Artificial Intelligence, CHEATER, Cheating, classroom ethics, Ethics, exam misconduct, exam preparation, exam proctoring, Fairness, online learning, snitching, student accountability, student behavior, student ethics, student responsibility, study habits, study techniques

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Hey gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your last exam? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the mobs use AI to outsmart you. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join us and experience the thrill of battling against AI-powered creepers and skeletons. Fairness is our middle name, just like that student who got caught cheating on their exam. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as intense as reporting a cheater to the professor. See you in the game!

90sKidLostInMinecraftSMP

“2000s”, 90s, 90sKidLostInMinecraftSMP, aim, blockbuster, CD Players, dial-up internet, fads, fashion, flip phones, movies, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Technology, Toys, trends, tv shows, VHS tapes, vintage

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

OMG guise, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft SMP cuz it’s like totally lit like a 90s rave party! Remember when Tamagotchis were the shiz and everyone had frosted tips? Well, that’s the vibe of our server, except we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance battles. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary diamond disco ball, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s, where Blockbuster was still a thing and Britney Spears ruled the charts. It’s gonna be a blast from the past, but with creepers and zombies instead of boy bands and butterfly clips. Let’s get this party started, y’all! #ThrowbackThursday #MinecraftMadness #Y2KForever

SwearCraft: Parents’ Approval

Approval, childhood experiences, childhood memories, Communication, cultural influences, emotional impact, family communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, language development, language exposure, Language Use, parental influence, parenting, parents, personal boundaries, social conditioning, social norms, SwearCraft, swearing, taboo language, upbringing

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts like they’re at a tea party? Well, come join our server where the only rule is to swear like a sailor! We guarantee your parents will be proud of your newfound vocabulary skills after spending just a few hours on our server. So come on over and let the profanity flow like a river of lava in the Nether!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	2353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3